Oh my god. I went to the fucking toilet and someone started bashing the glass door with their keys. All because they wanted a newspaper.
I wrote a blog in another place about servo things :D but I linked it here because I love you guys the most.
Chapter one of my book about working in a servo has been done and witnessed by my best friend…and apparently his dad who lost it laughing. Good sign?? Better start the next chaper.
Whenever I look in the till and see I’ve put money in the wrong slot. Like a ten where the twenty should be, I wonder if they Jedi mind tricked me and wether my till will now be down.
A HUGE motorcycle cop just came into the servo. It took all my concentration not to talk about Robocop.
I’m on the phone to police link, they’ve put me on hold. They’ve also suggested I team up with people in my neighbourhood to ensure the safety of our families. Kinda sounds like police link is telling me to create a gang.
Hey Asshole…I mean, excuse me valued customer, would you mind indicating what it is you’re trying to pay for before swiping your card?
Customers seem more excited about my 2013 diary then they were about me seeing Russell Brand. Interesting. Someone got so excited they said they would drop into office works to get their own 2013 diary.
When someone does a grab and run or drive off at my store I have some legitimate crazy thoughts. Like sometimes I think, ‘oh you best believe you’re lucky we don’t live in America! I would shoot you! I would shoot all of your person*.’ I’m a little scared I mean it, and I don’t even know why, because it’s not my stuff that’s getting stolen. It’s some headless persons stuff I’m guarding, unless you want to exchange and already agreed upon price for it. I don’t like feeling hateful to people who are just trying to do their own thing and aren’t impacting on me, well not directly. Sure if they do it enough maybe BP won’t be able to pay my wages, but doubtful. (*For some reason I think it’s legal to shoot anyone in America)
A drunk heavily pregnant lady just came in and bought a packet of Peter Jackson 30 gold.
If you’re drunk and heavily pregnant you should get other people to buy your smokes.